January 2012
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September 2011
21 posts
Repost : GET YOUR TISSUES OUT
I was walking around in a supermarket when I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back , the boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said , ‘I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.’ The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, “Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?” She replied,...
Shucks ! !
a VAST WASTELAND , If you watch your TV set constantly, “you will see a procession of game shows, audience-participation shows, formula comedies about totally unbelievable families, non stop dramas , blood and thunder, mayhem, violence, sadism …”
“Whatever you do, don’t do it halfway.”
– Bob Beamon
EATING UP
Mother and I were discussing our mutual weight problem one evening, when I challenged her to a contest. If I lost the most weight in the next month, I wouldn’t have to pay her the 500 bucks that I owed her. If she lost the most weight, I would have to pay up. Anything for an incentive!
“All right,” said Mother happily.
ME : “But ma , let’s wait two weeks...
“No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless. That’s...”
August 2011
50 posts
When I was a kid, I didn't have a laptop, iPod,...
augbog:
gumpygump:
If someone born after 97 tries pulling this on me, I will laugh in their face and tell em to shaddup. Us 93 kids were some of the last to have a fairly normal childhood
Lol I didn’t get a cell phone until I was in like 8th grade lol.
My Amnesia Girl ( cheezy lines ! )
John Lloyd : Lumiliit ka ba ?
Toni : Ha ? Bakit ?
John Lloyd : Kasi kanina nasa isip lang kita , ngayon nasa puso nah ! !
“Life is a race . . Run fast or you’ll be trampled ! !”
– Virus ( 3 IDIOTS )
Ako nah . . Me Already ! !
ANNIVERSARY LETTER March 13, 2011 ( corny ? (#^.^#) ) ! ! HAHAHA
My beloved Ener Jan ,
Many people spend their lives searching for their soul mate , their one true love . Some people are lucky to find the person they can call the better half of themselves , while other spend the rest of their lives searching and never finding . I am happy to count myself among the lucky ones,...
SUPERBASS !!
“Super Bass” (feat. Ester Dean) [Verse 1:] This one is for the boys with the booming system Top down, AC with the cooling system When he come up in the club, he be blazin’ up Got stacks on deck like he savin’ up And he ill, he real, he might got a deal He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill He cold, he dope, he might sell coke He always in the air, but he...